Go Fug Yourself

I try to keep FSC entries light, useful and kind. Unfortunately, I am not above enjoyment of witty and scathing fashion discourse. Among the best of this genre is Go Fug Yourself. Below, a short excerpt from May 23rd:

1) When forced to wear hideously twee earrings and giant puffy sleeves (perhaps at a wedding), the best way to keep from screaming is to grit your teeth and throw your champagne flute at the help.

2) If you suspect your ex-husband plans to attempt to choke you out, make sure your bracelets match your earrings for maximum accessorial impact during the big moment.

3) And, most importantly over the long holiday weekend: There is no lady-like way to eat fried chicken.